Keezy

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle)


shaysa01:

Excellent answer to give when people ask why you hate the people at work….
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kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.


lindsaylohoean:

oknope:

how i use my phone

  • 80% for internet
  • 10% for take photos
  • 5% for text 
  • 4% for call
  • 1% to check the time

WHERES THE MUSIC


snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich


encourage:

Me in the morning 

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