Keezy
fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image


omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee


kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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